Monday, September 24, 2007

Strange Logic

I saw these the other day and found them amusing:

  • I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
  • 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  • 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  • I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
  • You have the right to remain silent. Any thing you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
  • Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
  • Honk if you love peace and quiet.
  • Remember half the people you know are below average.
  • Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
  • Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
If con is opposite to pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

No comments: